Heterosexual men (like Kenneth Kyle) will rape your children!

Do I have that right? 

I’m sure I head differently somewhere….was it in Minnesota?? 

Yes, it was!  According to the Minnesota Independent, “(the) Family Council states that gays and lesbians engage in bestiality and ingest human excrement and claims that a disproportionate number of “homosexuals” are pedophiles.”

I knew I heard that somewhere recently.

Heterosexual predator

I guess they never heard of Kenneth Kyle, former assistant professor of public affairs and administration at Cal State East Bay in Hayward. Mr. Kyle pleaded guilty today to crossing state lines to have sex with a minor.

But that’s not all: “…another indictment in St. Louis accuses (Mr.) Kyle and Tessa VanVlerah, 21, of Ballwin, Mo., of molesting VanVlerah’s 13-month-old daughter, with the mother’s consent.”

Has a thing for kiddie porn

With the mother’s consent.

Paging the MN Family Council!  Come in!!  We have a message for you!!

Jonathan Weaver tied up & gagged his gf’s toddlers so he could watch ball game; gets 2 yrs

Almost exactly 2 years ago, Jonathan Weaver was babysitting his girlfriend’s two young boys while she attended a class at night school, but he had a dilemma.

It was June 2009. The NBA finals were being televised. His buddies were getting together to watch the game. His girlfriend’s two boys (a one year old and a two year old) probably weren’t potty trained. What’s a 20-yr-old guy gonna do?

Loves basketball

Mr. Weaver had a great (and terrible) idea: he took the two toddlers to the garage, tied them to their car seats, gagged and hooded them and then went to watch the game with his bros.

Those aren’t his kids anyway, right? Bros before ‘ho’s!

The girlfriend, Amy Beltran, was pregnant with seed from Mr. Weaver’s bugling nut sack (probably larger than his brain) at the time of the incident.

Young Mr. Weaver has been sentenced to up to six years after pleading guilty to child abuse. He has been in prison for two years already so he may be released and placed on parole shortly. He says he is sorry.

So sorry. He’s been told that mistakes are part of being young. But that don’t right the wrong that’s been done.

Sure, he was only twenty years old and maybe the two teams involved in the 2009 NBA playoffs didn’t include his home team (Los Angeles v Orlando) but you’ve gotta cut the guy a break – he’s heterosexual! Heterosexuals need more leeway in their practice of parenting and adulthood and relationship recognition. They don’t have to worry about upholding tradition and the sanctity of penis/vagina relations and 5,000 of recorded history.

That higher moral threshold is reserved for same-sex couples to obey.

Nevada has a constitutional amendment that defines marriage as being exclusive of same-sex couples. But the state passed Domestic Partnership legislation – overriding sex scandal plagued Governor Jim Gibbon’s veto – in 2009.

The DP law – akin to a “colored only” drinking fountain law – has many of the same privileges as legal marriage does in the state of Nevada, with a few exceptions: public agencies/employers are not obligated to extend health insurance coverage to the partners of faggots and applicants must be at least 18 years old.

With the consent of a parent, a 16-yr-old can be legally married in Nevada.

Who could blame Jonathan for wanting to watch this?

We have to make queers wait a few extra years to have their red-haired-step-child legal recognitions because they need to think a little bit harder about entering into a commitment that may deprive them of full privileges.

Legal marriage is reserved for heterosexual men that impregnate their girlfriend and then tie up, gag and abandon her two out-of-wedlock other offspring before watching a gaggle of grown men run around after a ball with testicles bouncing around loose in their baggy gym shorts.

Some privileges are granted by gawd, you know.

Felicia Rae McClure wanted to sell her daughter’s virginity in Utah

According to supply and demand, wouldn’t you think that Utah would be kind of a difficult place to sell virginity at a good price?

Isn’t Utah populated by Mormons that run around with their hymens preserved in amber for Jesus or the aliens (or whatever being it is that those people believe in) that insist on keeping vaginas hermetically sealed??

Maybe the virginity itself wasn’t as attractive as the age of the girl being sold – by her mother – Ms. McClure’s daughter is 13-yrs-old.

Upholding Gawd's will in Utah

Now, Mother McClure could face life in prison charged with two first-degree felony counts of aggravated sex abuse of a child and two second-degree felony counts of sexual exploitation of a minor.

Some guy named “Don” offered to pay $10,000 for the opportunity to rape the 13-yr-old girl with her mother’s consent.  Fortunately, the girl backed out of the deal. 

I hope her resistance frustrated the hell out “Don the Perv” and annoyed her asshole mother.

Felicia “Asshole” McClure took her daughter to Victoria’s Secret and had the girl model in lingerie. The pics Felicia the Asshole took of her daughter while modeling were sold to some other hetero perv we will call ”Will the hetero pig.”

According to ABC News, “two of the photos that McClure (took) show the girl’s entire buttocks…” Maybe that was her daughter’s best look. At least Mother Asshole wants to capture her 13-yr-old daughter looking good. She’s gotta keep the best interest of her child in mind.

Those interests were discussed earlier this year when the Utah state legislature blocked passage of a bill that would have extended adoption rights to the non-biological parent in a same-sex relationship.

During the debate in the legislature a supremacist from Phyllis Schlafly’s pinched anus club, the Eagle Forum testified that ”The best interests of the child is marriage.”

Phyllis Schlafly's tramp stamp

Since gay couples are barred from marriage in the state of Utah, they are also barred from becoming the legal guardian of their partner’s biological children.

According to the Eagle Forum’s website: “We believe government exists solely to protect the people’s God-given rights.”

And those Gawd-given rights apparently give Felicia Asshole McClure the right to try and sell her daughter’s vagina to the highest bidder, serve a life term in prison for breaking the law, and have the right to get married and divorced repeatedly while being punished for her disgusting crime.

Apparently Gawd only gives rights to fucking assholes.

Ronald Harris beat his gf because the eggs were runny

Doesn’t Ronald’s girlfriend know that the TRADITIONAL way to make eggs in the state of Pennsylvania is with very little milk?  That’s how gawd likes his eggs.  And the Pope. And Maggie Gallagher.

Rick Santorum says if you like runny eggs you probably would fuck a dog.

Let’s face it, people:  Tradition is under attack in states like Pennsylvania and someone – perhaps Ronald Harris – needs to draw the line somewhere.

Scramble the eggs right, woman, or he's gonna scramble your face.

That’s why he knocked his girlfriend around last weekend and left her on the front lawn “…crying with a cut lip, and scraps on her arms and shoulders.”

If you can’t make eggs the right way – there is only one way to make them (the way the MAN likes to eat them) then you should be beaten.

This is what PA State Rep Daryl Metcalf means when he proposed an amendment to the state constitution: “Once again, it falls to the responsibility of state lawmakers to restore the rule of law and carry out the will of the people.”

The people of Pennsylvania want their eggs cooked correctly and they want their marriages cooked properly too:  one man – one woman with eggs made in a biblical fashion or breakfast will consist of a knuckle sandwich, a bloody lip and tears.

Ronald and Daryl know the score. 

Protect the traditional egg from faggotry!

After Daryl’s marriage amendment is passed, the next amendment will be all about the eggs.  Because traditional eggs are under attack.

OK teacher Michelle McCutchan fucks her daughter’s 16-yr-old boyfriend

This probably isn’t even necessary is it?  By now are we just assuming that this is what goes on in states like Oklahoma?

At least THIS teacher isn’t getting cornholed by one of her students (that we know about).

Likes 16-yr-old wieners especially when they taste like her daughter

Michelle McCutchan, a 38-yr-old elementary school teacher in Checotah, Oklahoma admitted to police that she had at least five sexual romps with her 16-yr-old daughter’s boyfriend – and she video taped a few of the filthy sessions.

But that’s not all. According to the Daily Mail: “The mother of one also sent the teen nude pictures of herself as well as sexually explicit texts during their five month affair.”

Ms. McCutchan faces 10 years in jail if found guilty of second degree rape and one count of sodomy.

Keep in mind that Oklahoma is the home state of gawd’s warrior, Ms. Sally Kern, a Republican state legislator.

"sometimes I fart when I pee"

In 2008 Ms. Kern said: “Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it’s the death knell of this country. I honestly think it’s the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam — which I think is a big threat, okay? Cause what’s happening now is they are going after, in schools, two-year olds…And this stuff is deadly, and it’s spreading, and it will destroy our young people, it will destroy this nation…”

A full recording of Ms. Kern’s deep religious thoughts can be heard here.

You will probably find scores of Oklahomans willing to believe this twisted erotic fantasy, Sally, but that fantasy should not be confused with the facts.

What is really spreading in Oklahoma – besides lies and defamation – are the legs of 38-yr-old elementary teachers – and they are being spread in the company of their daughter’s 16-yr-old boyfriend.

Children of heterosexuals are under attack – by heteros!

Over the weekend various media sources reported a spate of stories about American children under attack by heterosexuals.

In Brooklyn, NY, Laquasia Wright, 18, was arrested on Sunday after her newborn son was found in the trash compactor of the apartment building where she lives.

Bags full of unwanted babies?

The baby survived an 8 story drop from the floor of his mother’s apartment to the basement most likely buffered by accumulated garbage. The umbilical cord was still attached.

The NY Daily News reports that “…the building’s superintendent called police after hearing the baby’s cries from inside a plastic trash bag.”

On Saturday, May 21, ABC News reported on an epidemic of sex scandals in Texas high schools:  three female teachers from three different school districts have been arrested for having sexual relations with their students.

One story was already covered here and is been updated: Brittni Colleps is accused of having an orgy with a group of her students. Another woman, April Alexander, is accused of beginning a sexual relationship with a 16-yr-old student in 2009. Third, Angela New was arrested for cornholing an 18-yr-old student. All three of these tales of ejaculatory excess emanate from the Dallas area.

The Daily Mail article linked twice above has additional tales of female teachers gone wild – check that out!

Finally, a horror story of heterosexual adoptive parenting from Washington state. Jeffery and Rebecca Trebilcock were arrested late last week and charged with starving and abusing five adopted children.

The Trebilcocks themselves appear to be well fed as do their three biological children. According to KOMO News: “The children told detectives their adoptive parents put an alarm in the kitchen that went off if the children went to get food. They were hit with a wooden board if they did.”

Fat fucks that starved their adopted kids

A video report from local CBS affiliate KOIN states that some of the 5 adopted children were rescued from Haiti. Also, neighbors appeared at the hearing (captured on video) to defend the Trebilcocks saying that “…the couple is being wrongly accused and that the 13-year-old boy has fabricated stories.”

That 13 year old boy was so malnourished that doctors say his growth has been stunted. He and his adopted siblings resorted to eating goat food, dog food and dandelions while being starved by their heterosexual parents.

With horrifying tales of attempted murder of infants, sexual molestation by teachers and vicious abuse and torture of adopted children, one would think an argument could be made that questions the supposed superiority of heterosexual relations and child rearing.

Even in light of the attacks on innocent, law abiding, and respectable LGBT citizens that are proposed and about to get ugly in Minnesota, Tennessee and New York State there is total silence around these nightmarish stories of heteroseuxal behavior.

If LGBT people must be defamed to promote a supremacist agenda or unpopular political platforms then surely these disgusting tales of the criminal deeds of the people credited with upholding tradition and exhibiting natural law should be plastered on every gay blog and news site on the internet.

EQCA’s passive aggressive Town Hall meeting in San Francisco

California’s leading LGBT lobbying organization Equality California held the first of many statewide Town Hall meetings in San Francisco on Thursday, May 19 at the LGBT Community Center.

Used car salesmen?

EQCA will lead a total of 12 of these Town Hall meetings over the next three weeks throughout the state (including one tonight in West Hollywood) as a way to gather “…input from the community about the wisdom of moving forward with a ballot initiative” in 2012 to repeal Prop 8.

According one of the five panelists that led the meeting, Andrea Shorter the Deputy Marriage and Coalitions Director for EQCA, there will be a rotating group of community leaders facilitating the meetings with Ms. Shorter being the single constant presence.

In San Francisco Ms. Shorter was joined by Managing Director Jim Carroll, legal consultant Shannon Minter from the National Center for Lesbian Rights, Tawal Panyacosit from API Equality and David Binder from Binder research.

The evening began with a presentation from Mr. Minter about the Prop 8 trial – a little history, a little refresher, a lot of summary about stuff we know too well AND forecasts of what could come. The moral of the story in regard to the Prop 8 trial: get ready to wait and don’t expect anything but waiting. The CA Supreme Court has to chime in about standing. The 9th Circuit court takes over again after that. Decisions can go in any direction and could end up at the US Supreme Court sooner on one matter or later on the big picture which makes everyone shit their pants just a little bit.

A range of decisions on the trial would happen between 2012 and 2014 and the outcome at any point may not be what we want.

Mr. Minter didn’t specifically mention this overused phrase, but at the end of his spiel he could have uttered: “I’m just sayin’…” and it would have been fitting.

Next up was David Binder from Binder research with a SURPRISE! He had a slide show to present with results of a telephone survey (that was commissioned by EQCA and others for an undisclosed fee) conducted with 900 Californians between May 10 and 14. The stats were divided up in different categories that showed bars vertically then horizontally and I can’t exactly regurgitate ANY of the specific findings because the results weren’t made available to the audience in a printed take away format.

The panel was asked if the slide show would ever be accessible and the panelists all took turns looking at each other and belching.

I guess that means the results probably won’t be available.

Binder’s survey revealed that opposition to same-sex marriage in California has barely wavered. Over all there is 45% support for marriage equality and 45% opposition. The big change is that now there is 10% of the population uncertain about what they think. That is more uncertainty than ever before.

Among the various demographics of those surveyed the results pretty much fell along the same lines. Church goers still hate us as much as ever. Right wingers do too. Old people are still bitter that they don’t get laid. African-Americans and Latinos are increasingly ambivalent, which I guess is positive news.

These results haven’t changed a whole lot since 2009 when angry gays energized by the passage of Prop 8 gathered in southern California and Fresno and fought like rabid dogs about going back to the polls in 2010. At that time, EQCA said there was nowhere near enough support to bother with a new ballot measure. They expressed no interest in participating in a campaign and the repeal effort pretty much died at that point (except for some hard core groups that fought on and ultimately failed).

To EQCA’s credit, they said they would revisit a repeal campaign for 2012 and that’s what is motivating this dozen Town Hall meetings. Props to them for following up.

Unfortunately, this endeavor smacks of insincerity. At least it did at the first meeting.

We are greeted with negativity and pessimism about the court case – an honest assessment even if dark. The court case is rife with uncertainty over which California gays have little control and no input. Then we are painted a rosy picture of survey results that aren’t exactly rosey, and that wasn’t glossed over but Ms. Shorter did ask the room why there seems to be so much negativity and gloom and doom present.

Why indeed?

Members on the panel were quick to point out that EQCA is merely gathering information on this tour. They are going to reconvene following the meetings and assess the findings and meet with other organizations and a decision about a repeal effort will be made…by the adults….in a dark and private room probably….while the rest of us sit at the kids table wondering when or if we will be excused.

Mr. Minter refused to be nailed down to offer an opinion about the risks of allowing another vote to repeal Prop 8. Considering how close the survey numbers are and the vast numbers of undecided people, if a repeal is successful isn’t it likely that an effort to re-enact Prop 8 could follow in 2 or 4 years?

Minter did say that a repeal of Prop 8 would officially end the Prop 8 trial. So a repeal would kill that progress. And a failed repeal would also give the justices that are in the process of considering the validity of Judge Walker’s decision a great deal of pause. Maybe Walker was wrong. Maybe the public opinion against a repeal deserves attention.

Any questions raised about a campaign to repeal were deferred to the “we’ll have to take that under consideration” file because the matter of campaign strategy hasn’t been addressed. Any opinions raised about the dismal No on 8 campaign that was directed by EQCA in 2008 were politely considered, defensively addressed or more or less ignored.

EQCA wants us to decide if we are interested in participating in a campaign that they won’t tell us anything about.

Got $60 million laying around?

Hey, California gays – wanna buy a used car? It’s got an all new interior and it’s gonna be really fucking expensive and I know you are broke, but stop being negative and click your heels three times and just buy the goddamned thing.

You might regret the purchase in a year or two.  If you do we’ll remind you that we warned you the car was a shitty mess and we’ll blame YOU for being a bunch of punk ass bitches.

It’s all good!

PS. h/t to my peeps, Michael Petrelis and Steven Zollman for helping me catch some details and maintain sanity.

New Hetero fad sweeps the nation: rape/incest of children in CA and LA

Members of two families from Louisiana and California have been arrested this month and charged with a slew of crimes that revolve around the rape and abuse of children by the parents and relatives of the victims.

KABC in Los Angeles reported on May 12 that four children from San Jacinto, CA told police they were sexually abused by their own mother and father, a grandfather and an uncle.

The children range in age from 3 to 10-yrs-old and the abuse is reported to have been going on for two years.

Randy Thomassons ideal family portrait

The Riverside County Sheriff listed the charges in a press release as follows: “Monica Silva, 29 years of Hemet, Ronald Hurley Sr., 47 years, of San Jacinto, and Ronald Hurley Jr., 22 years, of San Jacinto, were arrested for 289(b) PC- forcible acts of sexual penetration, 288(b)PC-lewd acts with a child, and 288.5(a) PC-continual sexual abuse.” (emphasis mine)

Riverside County sheriff’s Sgt. Stephen Mike told The Press Enterprise: “It wasn’t a conjoined effort, but we believe on a couple occasions more than one of them was present.”

More info on the lovely family: Uncle Ron Jr is an amateur boxer known as the San Jacinto Kid, Grampa Ron was arrested 12 years ago for statutory rape, and the father of the children is already in state prison so they will have to update us with his photo.

Having read about the heterosexual family values evident in this story (rape, incest, father in prison) it is easy to understand why the Christian supremacist organization Save California is opposed to Harvey Milk Day (May 22) – a new state holiday in California .

In a video released this week, the supremacist homo haters say: “Children as young as 5-yrs-old at risk of being forced to honor and embrace the values of notorious homosexual activist and sexual predator of teens, Harvey Milk.”

Instead, Save California cheerleader Randy Thomasson would prefer children be raised by incesty felons that forcibly penetrate their children.

In a similar yet unrelated story reported yesterday, seven adults have been arrested by Louisiana State Police and charged with forcing three children under the age of 9 to have sex with family members and family friends.

Heterosexual agenda poster girl from Louisiana

The acts were reported to have occurred in 2010 and the investigation finally resulted in the arrests of John Stelly, 57, Alice Stelly, 55, Jennifer Stelly, 30, Barry Giglio, 52, and Marla Giglio, 51, and Brandy Blood, 26 for a charges of rape and/or incest. An eight suspect is still at large.

When Louisiana was forced to recognize an adoption by a same-sex couple, Mat Staver the founder of the southern supremacist organization Liberty Council remarked “What, essentially, you see happening are these other states, through the back door so to speak, bringing in same-sex unions through these other kinds of methods. It’s not generally a direct, head-on, frontal assault with regards to same-sex marriage…”

Mr. Staver, like Mr. Thomasson from California, would prefer to see young children forcibly raped by their heterosexual birth parents because that is more in line with their vision of a sacred, traditional family in America.

Don’t piss off gawd by being all homosexy, people. Start fucking your own children so they don’t get indoctrinated by the homosexual agenda.

Ohio mom, China Arnold, kills baby microwave after fight w/ boyfriend

China Arnold, 31, from Dayton, OH was sentenced to life in prison for killing her 28-day old daughter by cooking her in a microwave oven.

Ms. Arnold exhibited no signs of serious mental illness according to experts, but she reportedly was drunk at the time of the incident.

Kept her baby in the microwave for at least 2 minutes

According to the AP: “Prosecutors say Arnold intentionally put 28-day-old Paris Talley in a microwave and turned it on after a fight with her boyfriend. The couple had argued over whether the boyfriend was the infant’s biological father.”

Mother Arnold, drunk and resentful that her baby daddy was denying that it was his unmarried sperm that slithered into her canal (although he presumably doesn’t deny engaging in the Holy Bible violation of pre-marial sex), decided that she would teach HIM a lesson by cooking her baby alive.

In light of this atrocious act, it is perfectly clear why there is such rampant and unapologetic anti-gay sentiment in Ohio. Horrendous acts of abuse and murder like this are not nearly as bad as ANY legitimized form of same-sex relationship.

Heterosexual couples in Ohio are the preferred, ideal and supreme examples of true parenting, according a variety ofstrongly worded statutes and amendments enacted in the state during the past few years as well as language on a bill passed this year that TRIPLES the layers of supremacist shit cake that thrives in Ohio.

A union busting bill that passed on March 31 - completely unrelated to marriage equality - contains this language:  “Any marriage between persons of the same sex shall have no legal force or effect in this state and, if attempted to be entered into in this state, is void ab initio and shall not be recognized by this state. The recognition or extension by the state of the specific statutory benefits of a legal marriage to non-marital relationships between persons of the same sex or different sexes is against the strong public policy of this state.”

The multiple anti-gay kicks in the gut added to the anti-union bill was necessary because the wording of the law and amendment weren’t already crystal fucking clear:  Ohio hates faggots.

The land of tradition!

In light of the crime committed by China Arnold and the man that impregnated her – yet never married her and denied being the father – are there any harsh, excessive laws being considered to protect the children born by irresponsible, drunken, rampantly fornicating heterosexuals?  Is anything being done to bolster the traditional relationships that are the cornerstone of glorious Ohio culture?

No, there aren’t.

Only the same-sex couples in Ohio have to worry about being judged, marginalized, and defamed while the heterosexuals of the state are making drinks, screwing outside of wedlock, and stuffing their accidental bastards into easy bake ovens.

FL father tortures son with cigarette lighter

David Thornton, 47, was arrested after a burn the size of a quarter was discovered on the stomach of a boy that was in his care.

The charges are a ”type of felony child abuse described as torture under state law.”

It is suspected that Mr. Thornton used a long necked lighter to stab at the boy’s stomach causing the wound.

Provides a safe, secure and emotionally stable environment for his child

The child’s mother was aware of the injury and had been treating it with an antibiotic cream. She also noticed brusing on his buttocks but attributed the bruises to an accidental injury.

The mother has been cleared of wrongdoing, but it seems that the child has been subjected to an unsafe and insecure and emotionally unstable environment in whatever relationship these two heterosexual adults seem to have in relation to the child.

You may recall that the Attorney General of Florida, Bill McCollum, was involved in a lawsuit against the state where he defended a ban on the right of gays to adopt children.

Mr. McCollum hired an “expert” witness named Geroge Rekers to testify in support of the ban. Rekers is a conflicted and mustachioed leader of the snake oil selling ex-gay movement. “He has, by all accounts, dedicated his life to protecting children from the “harmful” influence of gay people.”

Anti-gay fellow that loves to be rubbed by young men

During his testimony Rekers said that homosexual partners are incapable of “providing a safe and secure and emotionally stable environment for the child.”

David Thornton, who appears to be the heterosexual parent of the tortured child, would have been included among the ideal candidates for parenting based only on the fact that he fucks women if George Rekers or Bill McCollum were allowed to assign parents to children.

The glorious state of Florida was forced to end the ban on adoption by gays but still revels in the delusion that heterosexuals are morally superior.

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