Tiger Woods has a girrrrrlfriend!

March 20, 2011 § Leave a comment

The New York Post is reporting that Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend!

Woods and Alyse Lahti Johnston, 22, a student at Ohio-based Northwood University, have been seeing each other for several weeks, Radar Online reports.

To add an extra layer of filth, Alyse was introduced to Tiger by her step-father (whose last name she shares) and both of her papas are jocks or jock wanna-be’s. Why can I picture these dudes talking about the girl in the locker room while they apply creme to their jock itch.

Sharing the daughter with the king of cornholers. NICE!  Now that sounds sacred.

I wonder if he pees on her.

 

 

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