Tiger update: even more gross

March 21, 2011 § Leave a comment

Father Knows Best

Tiger's gf's daddy only wants the best for his little girl - including VD

The New York Post is reporting that Tiger Woods’ new gal pal (13 years younger than him) was not only introduced to Tiger via her step-father, but her step-daddy is the architect of Woods’ $60 million deal with Nike.

Was Tiger first introduced to Alyse Lahti Johnson back in 1996 when her daddy was ironing out a deal for his big client, Tiger?

She was 7 years old when the deal was signed.

It’s so comforting to know that hetero parents  step-parents know the best way to raise children. Thank gawd Alyse wasn’t raised by gay wolves.  Gay parents just sell their kids to common trash – not high priced sluts like Tiger Wood (sic).


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