Children need feces in the house AND a mom and dad!

March 24, 2011 § 3 Comments

From Boise, Idaho – the state that amended their constitution in 2006 (with 63% of the vote) to read: “A marriage between a man and a woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized in this state” we meet the Lindau family.

The Lindaus

Feces family

Two children are in custody of the state after police entered their home and found rotting food, exposed electrical outlets, and human feces all over the residence.

I’m not sure Fred and Crystal did anything wrong.  After all the amendment language says nothing about feces being a deal breaker for marriage in Idaho. How were they supposed to know that they weren’t supposed to leave shit and garbage in the house?

Penis/vagina is the standard. Everything else is gravy…fecal gravy perhaps….but gravy nonetheless.


§ 3 Responses to Children need feces in the house AND a mom and dad!

  • Phyllis says:

    Can I shit on the floor too, if they let me get married? There will be a lot of bi-national couples shitting on the floor if we’re ever allowed to live together in this country.

    • uppityfag says:

      I think that’s what we are doing wrong. We should be shitting on the floor more often. If we really expect to have the same citizenship as our hetero brothers and sisters we need to start doing what they do.

      That means it’s time to start shitting.

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