Mother of the year: Bikini wax for 8yr old daughter
March 28, 2011 § Leave a comment
There are some important parenting skills that LGBTQ families should begin adopting if they really want to be part of the mainstream of American heterosexual culture.
For example, SFGate reports this morning about a (potentially fake) mother from the UK who has moved to San Francisco that “…injects her 8-year-old daughter (with botox). She also waxes her daughter’s legs and bikini line to get rid of peach fuzz and to make sure she doesn’t develop pubic hair later in life.”
Because who really wants any hair on their genitals? Is there anything in the Holy Babble about pubic hair, bushes (other than the kind that burn) or hair pie? I don’t think so.
This is how it’s done people. Be straight, have children and stick them with needles when you aren’t ripping the hair out of their cooch. That’s what Jesus wants and if you aren’t doing it then you are probably a gay fudgepacker anti-christian immigrant that hates guns.
Get to work! Wax those little bastards!