BREAKING: Zsa Zsa spits up blood

March 29, 2011 § Leave a comment

It’s back to the hospital for the Hungarian gal that will outlive us all.

Gene Simmons

Gabor's reaction to the death of Granger

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, “Prince Frederic von Anhalt said his 93-year-old wife was taken to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center after she spit up blood…” This news comes out after reports of a hospitalization of Ms. Gabor last week.

But contrary to those reports, Zsa Zsa was not admitted to the hospital after the death of Elizabeth Taylor.  A spokesman for Zsa Zsa’s daughter says that Ms. Gabor had no idea that Ms. Taylor had died.

Apparently she is taking the news of the death of Farley Granger quite hard. When she heard he was dead she spewed blood like Gene Simmons does during the song “God of Thunder.”

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