Heartbreak: Fecal fury in Staten Island!

March 30, 2011 § 1 Comment

A Staten Island man refused to allow his girlfriend to ditch him and their traditional (aka man/woman) love without a fight.

He couldn’t stop her from breaking up with him, but he wanted to make sure she remembered all good times they had before saying one final goodbye. She’ll regret dumping Rasheen Harrison. She will miss the good love they had.

If he has to burn down her apartment building to make the point, then so be it!

Firey fecal fury

Firey fecal fury!

Of course the gal is six months pregnant with his child and she has two other children (because that’s how the sacred institution of heterosexual procreation is handled in this traditional nation of ours), but that’s not the point.  The point is, as Rasheen Harrison put it: “I’m the devil!”

Before the fire drama started he made an artistic statement.

Harrison showed up at his ex-girlfriend’s apartment at 5:30am and, after defecating in the elevator, smeared his newborn feces on her apartment door. Then he stripped off his clothes and set the door on fire. When the police arrived, Harrison was standing naked in the hallway covered in poop.

That’ll learn her!

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