Chainsaw wielding Florida cuckold goes on rampage

April 2, 2011 § 1 Comment

No one was chopped up….in fact the chainsaw was never turned on…but plenty of damage was done regardless.

Timothy Ray Brooks, 49, was arrested and charged with three counts of criminal mischief, armed burglary and battery after causing a ruckus at a Best Western in mid Florida earlier this week.

Timothy Ray Brooks

Cuckold with a chain saw

It seems that Mr. Brooks was upset when he found out that his wife out on a date and the couple (Teresa Brooks and Eyad Alaghawani) were guests at a motel.

Yes, that’s right – his wife was on a date with another man and somehow Mr. Brooks knew this and knew where the happy couple were playing “hide the wiener”….because those are the ways of traditional marriage in Florida.  This is the institution that is revered and hermetically sealed and presented to gawd, Jesus and the Pope on a velvet pillow.

Marriage, after all, is totally sacred and when faggots participate in cultural practices like this one they get kinda S-H-I-T-T-Y which is why states like Florida do what they can to keep the gays out. But I digress…

When Brooks arrived at the Best Western he smashed a few car windows in the parking lot – one window was broken using only his fist according to witnesses – and somehow was able to determine where his wife and her date were staying.

Once he located the happy couple, Brooks ran upstairs to the room, shattered the window using the chain saw and barged inside.

He punched his wife’s date in the face a few times. Alaghawani wasn’t hurt during the beating probably because the lard Jesus knew he was about to stick his penis inside a vagina and that casts the body in an aura of gawdlike protection from harm. Brooks was eventually arrested and is being held on $26,500 bond.

I sure hope the Brooks’ can work out their marital issues, but if they don’t they can always get a divorce and remarry someone else like everyone else in America does…well, everyone in the privileged gawd-sanctioned class anyway.

 

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