FL man not a rapist – just a misunderstood straight guy

April 6, 2011 § Leave a comment

It was just one of those things, you know?  Happens all the time…one person misinterpreting another.

Randy Engle Brutton explained: “I guess she took it the wrong way,” he said. “I’m not like that, man. It was all a misunderstanding.”

Randy Brutton

Misunderstood rapist

A woman was in her garage cooking when the man that used to do lawn work for her in-laws (Mr. Brutton) drove up to her house and blocked the driveway. I’m sure he thought the woman would be thrilled to see him!  He assumed she was thinking: “How wonderful – the lawn guy is stopping by to see me! I hope he’ll rub my boobs and take off his belt.”

As it turns out, she wasn’t thinking that way. She told him to get the hell out and tried to run inside the house, but he grabbed her.

That must have been the first misunderstanding.  The second one came when she agreed to come back outside because he wouldn’t let go of her arm.

Now, most of us – at least most of us that aren’t rapists, animals, sick fucks, or assholes – would have picked up on the hesitation exhibited by the woman, but not Mr. Brutton.  Randy thought the woman wanted him to try to undress her as he pulled down his zipper.

Fortunately, her husband arrived and Randy quickly pulled his zipper up before his misunderstanding got the better of him.

Poor misunderstood straight guys.

 

 

 

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