Lodi, CA meth head arrested with scrunchie on his wiener
April 30, 2011 § 3 Comments
Shawn Batie was arrested last Friday – April 22 – under suspicion of being under the influence of something.
What made the cops think Mr. Batie was under the influence? Was it because he was “very jittery and his pupils were dilated?” Maybe they were tipped off by the fact he was standing in the dirt next to a cemetery yelling into the dark.
That could be…or maybe they were suspicious because Mr. Beatie “was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. He was also wearing socks.”
It’s good that he was wearing socks. Standing barefoot in mud wearing a cock ring on would be gross.