Lodi, CA meth head arrested with scrunchie on his wiener

April 30, 2011 § 3 Comments

Shawn Batie

Likes to feel a breeze on his taint

This is the best story of the week.

Shawn Batie was arrested last Friday – April 22 – under suspicion of being under the influence of something.

What made the cops think Mr. Batie was under the influence? Was it because he was “very jittery and his pupils were dilated?” Maybe they were tipped off by the fact he was standing in the dirt next to a cemetery yelling into the dark.

That could be…or maybe they were suspicious because Mr. Beatie “was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. He was also wearing socks.”

It’s good that he was wearing socks. Standing barefoot in mud wearing a cock ring on would be gross.

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§ 3 Responses to Lodi, CA meth head arrested with scrunchie on his wiener

  • phyllis says:

    Lodi!I’m pretty sure my car broke down there once. Part on dude – I wish I could see the state of his teeth.

  • phyllis says:

    I need to see the hair scrunchie. he could put Mr S out of business.
    He should be a hair scrunchie manufacturer or star in a John Waters film….oh the humanity! The only problem with the human race is accessibility and direction. Shawn Batie is just bored. FREE BATIE NOW FREE BATIE NOW!

  • uppityfag says:

    Poor Master Batie!!

    (yeah…had to do it….couldn’t resist)

    If they try to take away his scrunchie privileges I say we flood his home with banana clips!!

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