CA Momma (Joanne Lanford) Makes Meal of Meth
May 13, 2011 § 1 Comment
Joanne Marie Lanford, 35, from Adelanto, CA was arrested by sheriffs deputies in San Bernardino County after officers discovered her eating methamphetamine while bouncing her 4-yr-old baby on her lap.
Also arrested was Ms. Lanford’s companion, Christopher William Breed who is 25 years old.
In addition to her taste for meth on rye Ms. Lanford apparently has a taste for younger men.
Her excellent parenting skills – which have resulted in her child being placed in protective custody – may have influenced her choices when voting on Prop 8 back in 2008. San Bernardino county passed Prop 8 – the constitutional amendment that strips same-sex couples of the right to legal marriage – with 67% of the vote.
Ms. Lanford may not have been eating meth pie back in 2008 – and for all we know she may have voted No on Prop 8 while whipping up a batch of her famous methloaf – but this we know for sure:
Even if Ms. Lanford is sentenced to jail for years charged with child abuse and drug sales, she will be allowed to get legally married – and divorced – over and over again in California, as long as marries a man, because that is the environment that is traditional, holy, sacred, and optimal for child rearing.
No matter what she does she will have a right that is denied to law abiding, tax paying, non-meth stew ingesting same-sex couples based on the false notion of heterosexual supremacy.
She might serve some time and have difficulty getting custody of her child back, but Ms. Lanford’s right to marry is defended by her righteous neighbors in San Bernardino County.