Married Texas teacher turns tricks with 5 teens

May 17, 2011 § 1 Comment

Brittni Nicole Colleps, 27, a first year English teacher and girls basketball coach at Kennedale High School in Arlington, TX surrendered to police after reports of a sex scandal began to emerge.

Brittni Colleps

Horny teacher of English and Texas love...

Ms. Colleps is accused of engaging in an orgy at her home with 5 students – an orgy that was recorded in part on a cell phone.

A 19-year-old student told police that he began exchanging sexullay explicit text messages and photos with Ms. Colleps before she invited him over for a thorough session of cornholing.

Later he received another text from Colleps with a full review of their Schwarzenegger-like romp (Fun!) and an invite to return for more practice conjugating verbs and mixing metaphors.

When he arrived there were four other students present that had already taken turns ejaculating with/in/on Ms. Colleps.

This teacher doesn’t just give out smiley face stickers on the papers she grades…she gives out chlamydia.

Chlamydia is not a flower

Good job!

Needless to say, Ms. Colleps is a married mother of three children. Her privilege as a heterosexual citizen in the state of Texas is carved in stone. Texas IS the state of heterosexual exclusivity.

According to the language of the multiple actions taken to define, re-define, defend, protect and secure the sacred tradition of marriage in Texas:  

The state or an agency or political subdivision of the state may not give effect to a…right or claim to any legal protection, benefit, or responsibility asserted as a result of a marriage between persons of the same sex or a civil union in this state or in any other jurisdiction.”

The privileges are all yours, heterosexual Texans!

You go right ahead and get married and divorced and have all the kids you want (or none) with your husband and your students and all their friends – individually or at the same time.

The good Christian supremacist citizens of the state have your back!

Ms Colleps could face a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 if convicted…” but she will still be allowed to get divorced from her husband and marry and divorce every single one of her teenage paramours…one after another…whether she is in prison or not.

Because THAT is how supremacists roll.


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