While Schwarzenegger vetoed marriage equality in CA he was hiding a bastard

May 17, 2011 § 4 Comments

But that’s ok – he’s a Republican! He’s  heterosexual! Biblical rules and religious dictates don’t apply to men like him.

The LA Times reports today on the (soon to be ubiquitous) story about the former governor of California’s baby momma.

Of course rules don’t apply to him – Scwarzenegger is a Republican! He has faith in the American scrotum! He’s no girly man! He fucks women all the time – whether he is married to them or not.


Real men cheat!

He just enforces rules on other people while keeping his breeches of faith, tradition and sacrament to himself.

Not only did Arnold Schwarzenegger fuck a woman on his household staff – was she his maid? his ball polisher? the paid vaginal humidor for his penile cigar? – but he impregnated her, supported her and his child for years AND didn’t tell his WIFE about it until about 15 minutes ago.

Bonus: his baby momma said “…another man — her then-husband — was the child’s father.

That’s right they WERE BOTH MARRIED. That’s two cuckolds in one! (Go ahead, make my day and click that link!)

Did his extra-marital cornholing cross his mind at all in 2005 when he vetoed a bill that would have extended marriage rights to same-sex couples in California –  “the first time that a legislative body in the United States has approved a bill that legalizes gay marriage?”

Was he thinking about his bastard child that was fully toilet trained in 2007 by the time he vetoed the same bill AGAIN – “the second time in three years that such a measure died on the governor’s desk?”

Probably not, but that’s how it works. Heterosexual men – Republicans especially, but certainly not exclusively (ahem John Edwards) – can beat, cheat and divorce their women; father children out of wedlock or in an extramarital affair; re-marry repeatedly and to women of any religious practice or none at all and there are no cries for the passage of laws against them.

There is no promise of a constitutional amendment to defend the nation and gawd and The Pope and tradition and the sanctity of vows and thousands of years of recorded history or the delicate and fragile relations between penises and vaginas everywhere when heterosexual men defy the sacraments that are imposed on everyone else.

What about the kids? What will children learn in the schools? We must protect them from thinking that they too can fuck anyone they want – no matter if they are married or not – and father children – and LIE TO THEIR WIFE ABOUT IT for years.


"Tell everyone it's your husbands kid!"

It’s simply Orwellian to believe otherwise. As the big Catholic celibate dick, Archbishop Timothy Dolan said the other day: “If big, intrusive government can re-define the most basic, accepted, revealed truth that marriage simply means one man (plus) one woman (plus)  hopefully children, in a loving family, then I’m afraid Orwell’s works will no longer be on the fiction shelf.”

Dolan’s words apparently only apply to gay Americans. Thanks, Arnold, for proving that point for us one more time.

Maybe you can talk about how the rules should apply to everyone – not just gay people – as way to make amends to Californians.

But I won’t hold my breath waiting for you to do that.


§ 4 Responses to While Schwarzenegger vetoed marriage equality in CA he was hiding a bastard

  • phyllis says:

    And remember one of Arnold’s favorite mottos “eating is not cheating”!!!!, referring to his supposedly consensual agreement with his wife that oral sex with other women did not break the sacred penis in vagina marriage act, which of course, floats purely in clouds above all other bodily interminglings.
    Let us now take a moment of grateful silence to thank our founding fathers for making it impossible for first generation immigrants to hold presidential office. The same meat heads who have dragged Obama over the coals about his birth certificate, would have gladly changed our constitution to have the terminator be our new corporate yes boy.

  • Kathleen Mary Connors says:

    Once again the hetero hero proves where his brain is focused! Excellent blog MY uppityfag!

  • uppityfag says:

    This was quite a way to start the day…6pm news comes on and I’ve already got something to blog about. I hope it’s coherent…might have jumped online too quick.


  • Tracy Hermann says:

    Yup … games of “hide the pickle with the help” is simply his birthright. What a pompous, sanctimonious Republican arse that one’s proved to be. Simply no match for Camelot’s fair maiden. “I’ll be back!” I think not!

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