Schwarzenegger’s mistress “took it hard”

May 18, 2011 § 2 Comments

According to Fox News who heard it from TMZ and Radar on-line….the identity of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s inhouse gal pal has been revealed!

Mildred Patricia Baena, 50, is the former employee of the Schwarzenegger household that received the silky semen of Schwarzenegger and wove it into an illegitimate son.


A good Catholic woman w/ her son

The salacious details will no doubt continue to flow over the coming days like the amniotic fluid from an uncorked uterus.

For right now we have learned this:  Mildred did not retire from her position after 20 years of (vaginal) service, but was FIRED.

According to a friend of Ms. Baena: “It was a nuclear blow-up between her and Arnold. Mildred took it hard.”

Yes, I would imagine that Mildred did take it hard.

Mildred II!

She took it hard.

Ms. Baena will hopefully find some comfort in the coming days following the cord being cut by the Schwarzenegger family while luxuriating in her 4 bedroom home with a pool outside of LA where she can soak up the sun with her love child and the three others she birthed presumably from her husband.

OK Magazine has photos (two posted above) and a screen shot of Mildred’s MySpace page where she is listed as single and Catholic.

But of course she is Catholic. Would Arnold fuck someone other than his wife that wasn’t a good Catholic?

She is a Catholic adulterer divorcee living in California….can you smell the supremacy??  I sure can.  Heterosexual Catholics can flout all the biblical tenets that get in the way…and they pass laws to help them legitimize their sin…but they want to keep all of that power and access to themselves. 

Do as they say, not as they do, eh Archbishop Dolan?


§ 2 Responses to Schwarzenegger’s mistress “took it hard”

  • Teddy says:

    After Maria, it’s a wonder Arnold knew what those things on his mistress’s chest were! My goodness, they are large, privileged, and heterosexually leading to adultery.

    • Patrick Connors says:

      No kidding! Mildred’s boobs are almost as big as Arnold’s!

      I wonder which one of them got titty fucked…

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