Ronald Harris beat his gf because the eggs were runny
May 24, 2011 § Leave a comment
Doesn’t Ronald’s girlfriend know that the TRADITIONAL way to make eggs in the state of Pennsylvania is with very little milk? That’s how gawd likes his eggs. And the Pope. And Maggie Gallagher.
Rick Santorum says if you like runny eggs you probably would fuck a dog.
Let’s face it, people: Tradition is under attack in states like Pennsylvania and someone – perhaps Ronald Harris – needs to draw the line somewhere.
That’s why he knocked his girlfriend around last weekend and left her on the front lawn “…crying with a cut lip, and scraps on her arms and shoulders.”
If you can’t make eggs the right way – there is only one way to make them (the way the MAN likes to eat them) then you should be beaten.
This is what PA State Rep Daryl Metcalf means when he proposed an amendment to the state constitution: “Once again, it falls to the responsibility of state lawmakers to restore the rule of law and carry out the will of the people.”
The people of Pennsylvania want their eggs cooked correctly and they want their marriages cooked properly too: one man – one woman with eggs made in a biblical fashion or breakfast will consist of a knuckle sandwich, a bloody lip and tears.
Ronald and Daryl know the score.
After Daryl’s marriage amendment is passed, the next amendment will be all about the eggs. Because traditional eggs are under attack.