Stephanie Robinette punched her hubby and squirted milk at cops
June 27, 2011 § 3 Comments
Last weekend, deep in the heart of Ohio, a school teacher was arrested and charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct after getting tanked up at a wedding.
Police were called after witnesses observed Ms. Robinette outside of a reception hall punching her husband. When the officers showed up, Ms. Robinette ran to the car and locked herself inside. Her husband told police that he had been struck several times by his wife.
When the lawmen tried to get the woman out of the car, she warned them that she was “a breast feeding mother.”
Is this some kind of new expression people are using in Ohio to try to convince the police to be gentle? Is this a 2011 version of “don’t tase me bro?”
“What did I do wrong, officer? Why are you arresting me? I’m a breast feeding mother!”
Ms. Robinette wasn’t being threatened with a taser gun, but as the police attempted to restrain her, she pulled her breast out of her dress “and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk.”
She has pleaded not guilty to all the charges.
Let’s count the ways this upstanding example of motherhood and traditional, sacred, sanctified marriage conducted herself. A heterosexual school teacher that molds the minds (indoctrinates) of the precious children of Ohio – a new mother (maybe for the first time, maybe not) – arrested for beating her husband and flashing and squeezing her boob in public – at police officers!
Ms. Robinette should be thanking her lucky stars that she is not a lesbian. Lesbians wouldn’t get away with this kind of behavior in gawd’s favorite state.
Ohio has some of the strictest and most redundant levels of legislation and state constitutional language in the country that explicitly defines marriage as being a pure and exclusive right of the supreme majority – GAWD’S HETEROSEXUAL angels. Ohioans don’t want to hear one gawdamned thing about same-sex bullshit. It’s all penis/vagina all the time in the Buckeye State.
OK – it’s penis/vagina 24/7 and a little bit of titty squirting. Don’t forget about the inherent gawd given right to squirt your tits at the cops if they come at you like jack booted thugs just because you punched your penisy husband a few times.
Besides, as Sheriff Walter Davis explained, “This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do.” And it says right there in Holy Babble (somewhere…help me out…what chapter is it?) that all nursing mothers should drink as much alcohol as possible or you just aren’t being traditional enough.
Heteros…they can do no wrong in the eyes of the lard!