Catherine Kieu Becker chops off hubby’s penis; throws it in disposal

July 12, 2011 § 3 Comments

Breaking news from Garden Grove, CA in Orange County – the county in California that voted to defend “traditional” marriage by 58% in 2008,  a 48-year-old woman drugged her husband, tied him up and cut off his penis yesterday.

Did he neglect to eat his peas? Was he not listening to President Obama yesterday? 

Catherine Kieu Becker

Orange County Cock Chopper

Actually, maybe he shouldn’t have eaten his peas: “Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, who identified herself as the victim’s wife, told police she had drugged her husband’s dinner to make him sleepy…”

After the drugs took effect, Ms. Becker chopped off her husband’s pecker.

Did the Beckers vote to pass Prop 8 in 2008?  Do they believe in the sacred tradition of traditional marriage??  Who knows?  We do know that that “…Becker and her husband were going through a divorce and that she told officers he ‘deserved it.'”

He had it coming!

During incarceration, Ms. Becker may want to consider looking into the mail order services of “Dr.” Marcus Bachmann’s Christian Counseling Center in Minnesota.

ABC News looked into the claims that Bachmann’s Gay Torture clinic offers reparative therapy – a “pray away the gay” method of brainwashing people into supressing their sexual identity.

If the clinic is successful at helping LGBT people change their orientation, perhaps they can help Ms. Becker become a lesbian and avoid future conflicts with the penises in her life.

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§ 3 Responses to Catherine Kieu Becker chops off hubby’s penis; throws it in disposal

  • anon says:

    What’s your fucking problem?
    Your post is neither on point, or even funny.

  • Marcus says:

    I actually think it’s both; on point AND funny….. he points out that “traditional” marriages are fucked, the very same marriages that are in trouble should same-sex marriages be allowed.

    Keep up the good work, Uppityfag!

  • uppityfag says:

    Thank you BOTH for being so gorgeous!

    Marcus you are right about the point I was making. So much rambling and hysteria about same-sex relationships and look at what the heteros are doing ON A DAILY BASIS! And as you say – we don’t even have the right to marry (for the most part) yet.

    The heteros are craaaaaaaaaaazy!!

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