Frankie and Kayla Almuina from AZ are arrested after posting pics of their superior heterosexual parenting skills
December 30, 2011 § 5 Comments
New Years Eve trivia question: Which Arizona parents received duct tape for Christmas this year?
If your answer was Frankie and Kayla Almuina you were absolutely right.
The couple were so eager to share their duct tape joy after Christmas that they grabbed their two kids, bound their hands with tape, took pictures of them, and then posted the pics on Facebook!
It really is the most wonderful time of the year, ain’t it?
One child is 2 years old, the other is 10 months old.
Unfortunately for Frankie and Kayla, the police were tipped off to the photos and arrested the couple, charging them with suspicion of child abuse.
Some people just can’t take a damn joke. The Almuina’s were only joking, for Christ’s sake. It was A JOKE!
The Almuina’s are real jokers…as are the majority of voters of Arizona.
In 2008, 56% of the voters passed a state constitutional amendment to discriminate against same-sex couples. “Arizonans understand that marriage is much more than a legal arrangement between two people – marriage has an impact on the entire society.”
Heterosexual couples in Arizona need to codify their supremacy over same-sex couples because they need to preserve their right to duct tape their children, hang them upside down, and post the pictures for all the world to see. That is their gawd given right. That kind of privilege should not be shared with same-sex couples.It’s simply not what gawd wants.
One man. One woman. Two kids. Duct tape. It’s simple and clear.